Friday, April 2, 2010

Melissa's Tip o'the Day:2

If you are going to look inside a really sweet Mustang convertible, that you parked next to in a parking lot, to check out how awesome it is...make sure there's nobody inside the car before you stick your ugly mug up to the window!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Melissa's Tip o'the Day:1

Never go more than 4 weeks between waxings unless you have this lined up waiting for you after your appointment.

Monkey Butt!

Tina is my hero! Not only does she know what Monkey Butt is, she has some in her medicine cabinet. (I am not saying it is is for her husband and stinky boys)
From what I have learned from a couple other reliable, smelly sources, Monkey Butt is a very common product on the shelves in homes who have boys who play sports!
Why on earth they sell it at hardware stores, I just don't know. Maybe they sell the industrial strength for really rank swass. I love that word.